Where do the Good Guys Retire?

Where do the good guys go when it is time to retire? Iwellies.
said good guys, mind you; not rich guys. SometimesArabs spend their retirement traveling to all the
they are not the same thing.countries that do not have oil reserves and
Americans tend to retire to gated communities I havecongratulating themselves on their own good fortune,
noticed, cannot think why. It would not do for me, itand the Japanese do not actually retire, they just work
would remind me rather of a security consciouswith increasing intensity until they drop dead.
boarding school where I spent a particularly unpleasantAustralians stay in Australia because they have a
ten months as a child.fierce national pride which would prevent them from
The Brits go for places like Italy and Spain, or theleaving. New Zealanders stay in New Zealand
coast of UK where they enjoy being flooded withbecause it is too far and too expensive to get to
regular monotony and remarking that the sunsets areanywhere else, and the Dutch stay in Holland because
spectacular. I could not manage to admire a sunset if Iit is flatter than any other destination and they hate hills.
was standing in flood water three inches over my